
But if they go to jail, maybe Zayn will finally get a proper tattoo from some thug in jail that doesn’t make him look like a raging homosexual.
(via narrysmoobs)


| What Australia has to offer: | Half naked One Direction |
| What America has to offer: | Thug One Direction |

| Harry: | I want to punch you |
| Guy: | I want you to punch me |
| Harry: | |
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| Guy: | |
| Harry: | *punches him* |
| Guy: | thank you |

